Here at Fleshbot's Western Headquarters, we have identified three distinct styles of "realistic" intercourse simulators: the whole body, represented by blow-up dolls and "real"dolls; the vaginal/regional, such as Heather Vandeven's Doggy Style Pet Pussy & Ass; and the specific, as embodied (in a matter of speaking) by the floppy tube that is Jamie Lynn's Ass Stroker.

Let's forget for a moment that something so disembodied can even be associated with the delicious Penthouse Pet it was modeled from. For now, let's just look at Jamie Lynn's Ass Stroker for what it purports to be: a reasonable simulation of her anal dimensions.

Myself, I was able to get a thumb and my index and middle fingers in there. After that I think Ms. Elle would have found it difficult. But it felt about right.

Since I get these things for free (thanks, Topco!), I wasn't too aware of comparative price points, so I wasn't able to determine whether a vaginal/regional was as or more expensive than the specific model quivering on my fingertips. What I wanted to know was what made one preferable to the other.

I asked a neighbor in the next office, a director of thoughtful mainstream coming of age films.

"If you were 14 and couldn't get a real person," I asked, "would you rather a big doll, a combo ass and pussy, or something like this tube?"

To his credit, he didn't reply that at 14 he wouldn't have needed anything other than ambient oxygen and 45 seconds. Instead, he gave the best answer of all:

"I would want the smallest thing possible to hide from my mother," he said.

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