Learn how to make her squirt

Some women don't know how to orgasm, while others need little more than a whisper in order to reach orgasmic heights. And then there are the others -- those women who have the capability to squirt their juices all over the bed, the floor, or even you.

Although we'd like to believe that every woman is capable of reaching such heights of sexual ecstasy, unfortunately, there are many women out there who disagree. And if they're not willing to open their minds to the idea of ejaculating, then that's their prerogative.

Nevertheless, if you've got yourself a woman who is very sexually in tune with herself, and would be willing to let you manipulate her vagina until she ejaculated all over you, then today's tip is going to leave you soaking wet.

before she starts squirting

Voyeurism. Watching. Peeping.

It’s not all bad…

Many people find themselves in the situation where they’re

The Jollie is a big dildo. Not Rascal Doubleteamer big, mind you; but with a 6 inch circumference at its widest, the Jollie is no shrinking violet. (It is, of course, violet, but really now — what did you expect?)

Those with braver souls (or more elastic pudenda) than myself may find themselves able to insert the Jollie with little to no prep work. I, however, required a lot of lube, at least one orgasm, and, ideally, a bit of starter penetration prior to working the Jollie inside my girlyparts. But once ensconced therein, the Jollie made it clear that all that prep had been well worth it: with its unique design it is, shall we say, a dildo like no other.

According to the packaging, the Jollie works by stimulating three pressure points. The tip slides under the cervix, creating a "full feeling;" the large bump presses into the gspot; and the handle wraps around to place pressure on the clitoris (with a ribbed surface for extra stimulation). Let me just tell you: it's all true! It does all that, and it's pretty awesome.

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By now you're probably thinking, "A large dildo that slides under my cervix and presses on my clit? Sounds great, but how am I supposed to fuck myself with it?" And well you might ask that—because, as it happens, you don't. Rather than doing the old in n' out, the Jollie stays in place, sort of like a vaginal butt plug (for want of a better phrase). For added stimulation, you can press on the base of the toy to create a pulsing sensation, use the handle to gently rock it back and forth, or (my favorite) turn this fabulous dildo into a vibrating all-star by holding your favorite vibe against the base. Since it's silicone, it'll conduct the vibration just fine — and you'll be over the moon in no time, I promise.

· Buy the Jollie (babeland.com)

When it comes to having an orgasm, men are like microwave ovens, and women are like crock pots. 

To make a meal in a microwave, all you need to do is buy a microwave dinner set, push a few buttons and you can get a complete meal in less than 3 minutes.