There are no credits on this site, no mission statement, no viral videos, no ads, and no links that try to sell you some product or membership. High Gloss Dolls is simply a collection of photos, presented without comment or an agenda—except maybe to impress fans of rubber and latex fashions. (Mission accomplished, there.) The erotic poses and steamy outfits really do make the models look like human dolls, yet they still appear to be much softer than your typical department store mannequin. If only they were as easy to pick up and take with you ...

· High Gloss Dolls (highglossdolls.com, via drunkenyeti.com + Unscathed Corpse)

Previously: Fetish Art and Photos by Tom Porta, Boot Lovers, Syren: The (Re)Grand Opening, Valerie Place Photography, Meet Alexandre Buffalo, The Red Planet: Fetish Photography, Will Pearson's Panoramic Fetish Fashion Shoot, KinkyStyle 2007 Fetish Calendar

In the spirit of this week's glossy, sassy goings-on in Las Vegas, here's a look at some of the top pornified pop shots we've come across recently from some of the best sex bloggers on the interweb. Whether they're writing about making porn, emulating porn, selling porn, or producing it, the writers in today's roundup prove that what goes down in Porn Valley isn't the only thing that goes down.

Grab your sticky remote and join virtual video vixen Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Totally Pumped
My husband and I had been in the lifestyle for only two years and we both had great experiences. Our favorite thing to do was live out what we'd watched in the adult videos we rented and bought. One particular movie was a gang bang. This girl took on 50 guys. The movie showed her sucking and getting fucking all 50 guys. She took loads of cum in her mouth, pussy, and ass. I could tell by the look in my husband's eyes that he would love to see me doing that with a group of guys, of course him included.
- Dirty Couple in Virginia

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Unable to See the Curtains for the Blinds
My job, as I see it, is to help people enjoy their sexuality. The ugliest mug who ever stopped a watch at fifty paces can come in here and grab a movie that allows him for a while to be lusted after, to vicariously have sex with women that anywhere else would be reaching for their pepper spray. Normal couples can come in and select a toy or lube that for the span of a coupling reduces the universe to the compass of where their bodies intersect. Sure there is a percentage of those who huddle in a corner sobbing brokenly...
- Cast Upon the Thorns

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Cuckold Fantasies and the 'N' Word
Regarding these fantasies, excuse me while I repeat myself 'cuz you've heard it from me before: Don't try this at home.
At least that's my personal take on these very dirty, very erotic, very hot and very taboo "phone sex adventures." While I delight in creating each and every little filthy facet of this particular brand of mind-fuck, I do believe it should remain purely fantasy and nothing more. But then again...what do I know?
- ZenFetish

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Happy New Year to All of Our Friends
Our favorite place has a new toy. Actually, they have lots of new toys and ideas and rooms. But the newest of the new is an video camera mounted in on of the rooms with dual feeds. One plays back in the room itself. The other is on the main floor viewable by anyone and everyone. It was installed on Friday and had not been used by anyone yet.

Over the course of the evening, we all kept an eye on it....
- We Are the People Your Parents Warned You About

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Ten LIttle Known Fetishes Depicted in Amateur Porn
10. "Penciling" - when people stick a writing instrament into the vaginal or anal orifice and write sex haikus.
9. "Lapdogging" - one person wiggles, sticks his or her tongue out, and pants while being petted by his or her partner.
8. "Hooping" - masturbating while using a "hula hoop"
7. "Choogling" - two people share the same piece of gum... simultaneously.
- Homegrown Gazette: Another Hard Day at the Orifice

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Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive
 

· Jennifer Aniston's breasts receive some sort of award. It's great to see them get recognized for all the hard work they do. (wwtdd.com)

· Have you heard about this AVN Awards thing? Carrot Top is going to be there! (vegasblog.latimes.com)

· Speaking of AVN, they're sticking with the "porn = $12.9 billion a year" calculation, no matter what you or anyone else thinks. They've even got numbers to back it up, if that sort of thing gets you hot. (avn.com)

· Kittens and puppy dogs next to naked ladies? This is the worst advertising campaign ever. Or maybe it's the best. (sandeepmakam.blogspot.com)

· The state of Rhode Island is selling the strip club that it owns and operates out of the same building as the Department of Transportation. Yes, that sentence is correct. (projo.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Buck Angel, who is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet despite the fact that he looks like he can kick your ass nine ways to next Thursday, is nominated for Best Transexual Star at this year's AVN Awards. "Some of the girls aren't too happy about it," said Buck, manning his solo booth at the AVN Expo with his lovely wife Elayne. "Maybe they need to start a new category for me?" We think a Lifetime Achievement Award would be more in order, despite the fact that Angel has only been in the business for a few years. However things pan out come this Saturday evening, he's still a true original.

· Buck Angel Entertainment (buckangelentertainment.com)
· Buck Angel's Blog (buck-angel.com/)

Previously: Buck Angel on Howard Stern, Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage

· Congratulations to übermodel Brooke Burke on her new baby girl, whose birth was perfectly timed to prepare for the upcoming bikini season. (cnn.com)

· CBS denies Booble's attempt to buy an ad during this year's Super Bowl. Says their founder, "Maybe they just think I'm a shameless publicity seeking pornographer." Gosh ... that doesn't sound like anyone we know. (xbiz.com)

· "Everything you ever wanted to know about anal piercing but were afraid to ask." In other words, "everything there is to know about anal piercing." (WARNING: Includes photos that are not for the squeamish.) (bmezine.com)

· Adam & Eve announces that they will soon stop selling all sex toys that contain toxic phthalates, so that you can finally stick things inside yourself with confidence. (tinynibbles.com)

· So what kind of devices would a sex researcher use to conduct all their experiments? Oooh ... kinky! (wired.com)

· A World Cup skier takes a nude ride down the mountain to pay up on a bet he lost with his physical therapist. Let's hope he didn't lose another bet with frostbite. (ap.org)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

There's an excellent chance you've seen this clip already since it's been bouncing around the interwebs for a few days now. You haven't seen it here yet, because despite it's title this video contains no actual sex and the premise is almost too obvious. Ever since the Nintendo Wii was unveiled last year, the very first thing that everyone thinks of when they discover its sleek, wireless, and rumbling remote is where they can stick it, so a viral video like this was only a matter of time. Luckily for you, slow news days bring out our generous side and you check out the Wii action for yourself after the jump. We're also secretly hoping that some of our more adventurous readers might try this stunt for real, and share the results of their experiment with us. Bonus points will be awarded for those attempt it while playing Wii Bowling.

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· The Wii Sex Movie (YouTube)

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Previously: YouTube Watch Archives

While we wait for all the industry folks in Las Vegas to rise from their desert slumber (or have they not even gone to bed yet?), we're biding our time with this huge gallery of NFL cheerleaders. Despite the tight midriffs, ample cleavage, and bodacious booties, the collection is mostly safe for work—provided your work has a generous policy on staring at hotties on your desktop—but try to think of it as a palate cleanser for all the adult expo raunchiness to come. It can't be pornstars and sex toys all the time, you know. Ok, it probably could be ... but who doesn't love cheerleaders?

· Cheerleader Gallery (bulletinboardforum.com)

Previously: Bibiana Julian: NFL's Sexiest Cheerleader, Dunking NBA Cheerleader Gallery, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, Bodog Girls: Sports Are Fun, Hottest NFL Cheerleaders

· American Apparel is getting so desperate that they've given up on the whole "selling clothes" idea, and are exclusively advertising naked ladies. Oh, and ugly, ugly socks. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· Fed up with our online "cesspool," a Nebraska legislator wants to make it a crime to send anyone a pornographic email. In a related story, Lincoln's own Melissa Midwest will be eligible for parole in about thirty years. (theindependent.com)

· Kink.com buys the famous San Francisco Armory and plans do nasty things behind its walls. Because nothing says sexy like a old, abandoned military warehouse. (nbc11.com)

· A streaker gets hit by a car while celebrating Florida's national football championship. His mother was so disappointed to learn he wasn't wearing clean underwear. (gainesville.com)

· Digital Playground changes it's mind on high-definition and chooses HD DVD over Blu-ray. By the time we save up enough money to get that flat-screen TV, this may actually matter to us. (cepro.com)

· Some European Big Brother star that you've never heard of is selling her breasts implants at auction. So if you need two useless lumps of plastic, today is your lucky day. (thelocal.se)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives