Language Lessons With Rocco Siffredi [Flesh Flicks]
Rocco Siffredi may not always speak the same language as his costars—but since they all tend to speak the language of love (language of rough sex?), communication isn't usually much of a problem. And for those rare girls who aren't super fluent in sexspeak, well, Rocco's more than happen to give some private lessons. He even has a lovely assistant who's ever so happy to help provide some extra help for those students who need some very focused attention. Don't you wish all your teachers had been as caring as Rocco?
These pictures may be "para hombres," but that's not going to stop the XX-endowed members of the Fleshbot family from ogling the curves of telenovela star Geraldine Bazan. Why should men get all the fun—and hot (mostly) naked pictures—for themselves? (Gallery after the jump.)
Porno Palin Profiled On "Entertainment Tonight" [Video]
The rest of us may have long since forgotten (or stopped caring) about, who, exactly is "Nailin' Paylin," but it seems that "Entertainment Tonight" has only just discovered Hustler's parody porn—and, by extension, the lovely Lisa Ann. America's favorite hockey MILF made an appearance on the show this past Friday, in an attempt to drum up some post-election interest in her latest opus (whose name was apparently too raunchy to say during primetime. No comment.). We're pretty sure that Palinpornmania has peaked—but we wouldn't be surprised if Lisa Ann go herself some brand new fans. Clip above.
Forget The Rest, It's "Tera Patrick Superstar" [Hardcore]
It’s not every day that we here at Fleshbot HQ talk about a 4 hour compilation release —but then again, it’s not every day that the reigning Queen of Porn, Tera Patrick, releases the best of what she’s got for your viewing pleasure. Today, however, just so happens to be that day. The good perverts over at Teravision have pored over their extensive archives, piecing togethe the very best of what they had to offer into one fantastic release: and quite honestly, it is rather impressive.
Tera Patrick and her rockstar pimp husband Spyder get down and grungy together, but they also have scenes with other people—which, we must say, are pretty great. Some of the highlights: Tera gets drilled by Tommy Gunn while Spyder Jones services his model perfect blond friend; sapphic sweetheart Angie Savage takes a wild ride on the stiff prick of her rocker ex-hubby (a rare treat to catch given her aversion to boy-girl scenes); Sasha Grey turns out another amazing performance (as always), as do Nikki Benz, Jayna Oso, Paola Rey, Tiffany Taylor, Ava Lauren, Katrina Kat, Selena Draagon, Lexie Marie, Regan Reese, and Bobbie Eden (we're tired just typing that!).
Our only complaint, if we're going to be totally honest, is that there isn’t enough Tera in it for us. Seriously, if you’re going call something "Tera Patrick Superstar," shouldn’t she star in more than two scenes? Still, we'll take what we can get—and eagerly wait for whatever our favorite porn Queen offers up next.
Tera Patrick Superstar releases this week from Teravision.
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition [WWFRD]
Dirty, dirty, dirty. Nice girls don't do it, and their partners daren't ask. That is why anal access is the highest (or lowest) rung on porn's ladder. In fact, even the word "rung" sounds dirty in this context. And there is no greater anal acrobat than Belladonna, who sports a big black eye a few feet above her brown one, emphasizing the fact that the bum is the final frontier for sexual thrill seekers. So your job this week is to rename this title according to a favorite book from your K-12 reading list (and we'll close out the Steinbeck category by removing "Cannery Row" from contention).
Leaving home and moving to a big city can be intimidating to anyone—and it's especially intimidating if you happen to be a good old-fashioned country girl. Luckily, this particular country girl has someone who understands her, someone she can really talk to. You know, the kind of person who really gets her, who understands all about life back on the farm, about how phony city people can be, and, of course, knows all about her need to get close to someone without it meaning anything, or having any strings attached. And by close, we mean physically close, with no clothes on. Okay, maybe she's not really a good girl, or old-fashioned—but hey, are you really going to complain?