Foreign Exchange: Top Ten Sex Abroad Videos [Hardcore]
Before Tuesday's election made every in America peachy keen once again, we were toying with the idea of going expat. After eight years of a Bush presidency, we just couldn't stand the thought of yet another Republican in the White House—and there's a lot to be said for living abroad. We've always wanted to immerse ourselves in a foreign culture, and learn more about foreign ways... especially when it comes to the foreign ways of loving. As the videos below demonstrate, there's a lot we can learn from our friends from abroad. And actually... well, maybe we'll still go expat for a bit, anyway. Obama's not going to be president for another two and a half months anyway, right?
"Role Models" Continues To Use Sex To Sell [Mainstream Crossover Watch]
First there was The Mammary Game, where memory games meet lots and lots of boobs; now Mary Carey makes a cameo appearance on a website for Sturdy Wings, the movie's Big Brother/Big Sister-style mentoring program. Not only is Mary a pornstar—she's also a proud mentor, one who loves sharing her impressive oral skills with the children in her life. Oral meaning vocabulary, you perv. Now if only they could make a promo where we get to see Mary showing off her boobs (sorry, mammaries)—then we'd definitely go see the movie. Maybe.
Roxy DeVille And Jaclyn Case Share The Wealth [Flesh Flicks]
Now that Barack Obama has been elected president of the United States, we're looking forward to some policy changes come January. We're especially looking forward to that whole "sharing the wealth" thing. We know it's gotten a bad rap, and that there are people who feel that Obama's tax plan is just going to cause them pain—but trust us: when you spread the wealth around, everybody wins. Why, just look at Roxy and Jaclyn! They're sharing this hard, throbbing cock, and they couldn't be happier!
Fun 2 Play: For All Your Boob Jiggling, Girl Killing Needs [Games]
Virtual playmates are hardly a new genre—but we have to admit that Fun 2 Play's take on the whole idea is, ahem, a bit unique. Rather than simply sticking to the theme of sexy girls jiggling and bouncing around, the designers have chosen to add in some gameplay features that range from the odd to the slightly off-putting to the downright grotesque.
Take, for example, Secretary Sam: you can get her to jump, jiggle, and gyrate for you; get topless and play around with her friends Action Amy and Nurse Nikki; or, if that's not doing it for you, you can just up and shoot her in the face. Somehow, we just can't shake the suspicion that this whole thing was developed by (and possibly for) twelve-year-old boys—but hey, if you've desperately been searching for a game that will allow you to (virtually) ogle hot girls and torture them in odd and disturbing ways, well, say hello to your new favorite thing. (Sample game play below.) . . .
It seems someone over at Agent Provocateur is a big fan of Digital Playground. In a follow up to their Season of the Witch campaign, they now give us Pirate Provocateur. Just about the only thing that could make this better is if everyone was getting naked and making out with each other—you know, like in that other pirates thing we just saw. Oh, and it wouldn't hurt if they threw in more special effects. And, um, Sasha Grey and (newly minted Supreme Commandress!) Stoya, too. (View the collection after the jump.)
MILFs Really Know How 2 Love Other MILFs [Hardcore]
How do you follow up the release of one of the hottest adult titles the industry has ever seen? That's a hard enough task to begin with—but it's doubly hard when the release in question is a movie that features succulent MILFs devouring other deliciously ripe MILF’s, lapping at the juicy nectar in their most intimate places before drilling each other to earth shattering orgasms with their toys and fingers. Thankfully, New Sensations has an easy solution to that particular challenge: you just release another volume and crank up the star power. You just gotta love these people.
The second installment of MILF-on-MILF-crime filled goodness goes even further than the first one, pumping up the cast with big name girls like Austin Kincaid, Brianna Beach, Holly Halston, Sabrina Rose, Phoenix Marie, August, Mia Presley, Dylan Ryder, Anastasia Pierce, Nicole Moore, Krista Kaslo, and Loona Luxx. We’re not sure what kind of pep talk the director gives these ladies before they go at it, but from the look of things, it's totally working. These girls are drinking way more than just the Kool-Aid!
Having officially given up on the burden of proof last year (and yes, that goes for Barely Legal Teens as well). we can gleefully kick back and enjoy the muff diving madness without worrying about the actual MILFyness of each and every performer. Which is quite a relief, because with so many certified starlets turning in high quality performances it took us nearly a week just to watch the DVD. These MILF’s are good to the last naughty drop (we promise!)!
"MILFs Loving MILFs 2" releases this week from New Sensations.
Maybe it's different in the rest of the country, but here at Fleshbot headquarters, it has been rainy and cold all week. Which, now that we think of it, m explain why the beach and the sunshine in this clip caught our eye. Now, in our experience, sex on the beach has always been tricky: there's a lot of careful balancing and shifting and desperate attempts to avoid certain elements that could downright ruin a good time. But after watching Mia Diamond, we're feeling a little inspired to go get down and sandy! Being covered in sand has never looked so good. Now if only it would stop raining here so we could follow Mia's example.