Lefty pornographers have been a little smug in their expectations of an Obama victory in two weeks, and thus have had to ask ourselves some hard questions about the recent spate of Sarah Palin porn. How would we react to porn spoofs of the other side? Well, in the second major studio Sarah Palin porn project, the Democratic presidential nominee gets to hear his opponent say "Now here's some Grade A Alaskan puss."

Raquel Devine stars as Sarah Palin (note the correct spelling) in a movie for a new company called adultspoof.com (the website will be up on Monday October 27). In "Erection 2008: Rode to the White House," we meet stand-ins for Palin, John and Cindy McCain (Mark Davis and Alana Evans) and Barack Obama (Steve Driver).

As Palin, Devine is hilarious. Among her ad-libs were "Bring the wife next time" and "Lemme put some lipstick on that pig." And Steve Driver, who looked very presidential, will doubtless be assured work for the next four years.

But just in case, alternate endings were shot for the movie.

· Adult Spoof (10/27) (adultspoof.com)

Our bologna has a first name, it's b-a-b-e-s!

· Alexandra (stupidnakedpeople.com)
· Carla Brown (foxhq.com)
· Chantelle (girlsofdesire.org)
· Crissy Moon (badgirlsblog.com)

· Crystal Klein (dailyniner.com)
· Evelyn Lory (babezplanet.com)
· Heather Vandeven (glam0ur.com)
· Jula (babesdiary.com)

· Kara Duhe (budsbabes.com)
· Katya (kindgirls.com)
· Kimberly Williams (thousandbabes.com)
· Ksusha and Vika (babeslogger.net)

· Lara (lettherebeporn.com)
· Mckenzie Lee (nude.hu)
· Mysti May (babesandbitches.net)
· Nella (labatidora.net)

· Qiana Chase (novostrong.com)
· Regina Ice (novojoy.com)
· Silva (asredas.com)
· Wendy (softcandies.com)

And don't forget...

· Aden Bianco
· Brea Bennett
· Gislane
· Hanna
· Olivia

...and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!

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Previously: Best Of Babelogs Archive

First rule of gambling: don't ever get into a game of cards with a pornstar. Not only are they exceptionally good at poker, they're also ready and willing to put their asses on the line... literally. Of course, when pornstars up the stakes like that, it certainly makes the game more interesting. Just ask Tory Lane: she may have lost her bet, but when anal's involved, everyone wins.

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· Tory Lane goes anal after losing her card game (pornhub.com)

Sarah Palin may have shown the world that professional and sexy aren't mutually exclusive—but she's certainly not the first woman to make that case. In fact, we know many young professionals who've successfully incorporated their sexy side into their drab day-to-day business affairs. If you'd like to learn more about the their strategy for success, they'll be more than happy to take a meeting with you—they're waiting in the conference room, just after the jump.

Lucy Anne Brooks (timdir.com)

Olga (tease-pics.com)

Rachel Aziani (rachelaziani.com)

Jasette (allover30.com)

Aaliyah Johnson (timdir.com)

Ariel Rebel (freehostedpics.com)

Amara (thaicuties.net)

Danii (ultimateuniforms.com)

Sandra Shine (sandrashinebonus.net)

Melanie (tease-pics.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests

You know what the best part of sportsmania is? Female fans showing their team pride with painted-on jerseys (we knew those Europeans were on to something!). Any Rays fans out there who'd like to take this lady on? (homerderby.com, via Deadspin)

As some of you may be aware, Fleshbot HQ had a near brush with death anddisaster this week—or at least, there was a fire a few doors down from us. We've finally recovered from the shock of it all, but somehow, we just can't stop thinking about firefighters... and all the things we'd like to do to them (or have them do to us!). Luckily, we managed to track down a few firefighters who know how to generate some real heat. See them at work after the jump.

Fight Fire With Fire - Jenna Jameson (megarotic.com)

Victoria Sweet gets fucked by a fireman (pornhub.com)

Firegirls doing horny old man (redtube.com)

Stacy Valentine with Fireman (megarotic.com)

Fire in the Booty Hole

When presented a picture like this (especially if you yourself have taken it), it is reasonable to conclude, as a male, that women do not do this sort of thing unless there is a camera pointed at them. Sneak in on your female squeeze and her hot chiropodist/Unitarian minister/sassy girlfriend and see if I'm not right... I'll wait while you do it... See? They were drinking tea in the nude, right? Right? None of that tongue stuff. Thanks to Claire Dames and Kylee Reese for clearing that up.

· "Hag Out" with Claire Dames (myspace.com)
· Kylee Reese (myspace.com)

Gallons of (digital) ink have already been spilled trying to get to the roots of why so many Americans revile Rethuglican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin yet have such an overwhelming desire to see her fucked hard in each and every hole. With most of the planet (rightly) believing that there's a lot at stake in this election, media pundits mirror the angst of the public—the thinly veiled rage boiling just under the surface after nearly a decade of corruption, bald faced lies, obfuscation of justice, and arrogant entitlement at the expense of the rest of the us—by pointing out every misstep of the gun toting Wasilla beauty queen. One member of the media elite even referred to Palin as the ultimate pin-up girl for people who don't believe in masturbation.

With less than two weeks until the election, the GOP has turned on itself, pointing fingers at each other and actualizing the kind of erratic behavior they've been accused of for months now. The bottom line is that there's more than a likely chance (if polls are any indication) that the neo-con and evangelicals' new favorite cheerleader will soon be packing up her $150,000 wardrobe and heading back to the crystal meth capital of Alaska while Tina Fey goes back to work at 30 Rock. But where will that leave the rest of us? Holding our proverbial dicks in our virtual hands—that’s where!

But wait, there's hope! As we've discussed at length, freedom fighter and political antagonist Larry Flynt has been hard at work, producing a sex parody that'll give the nation ample fodder to get our electoral rocks off. We may never get to the roots of why we find her so eminently fuckable, but at least we'll always have a souvenir of the days before this great country rode over the edge of the abyss with divisive partisan politics. In these last dark hours, before we lose the ability to believe in "hope" or "change," let’s enjoy this fine pornographic accomplishment together. We're sure the memory of its beautiful hardcore action will keep us going this time next year, when we're roasting pigeons over our trashcan fires, huddling together for warmth in one of the sprawling tent cities soon to be springing up all over America!

We'd like to imagine that one day soon Sarah herself will watch it—ideally, naked on all fours wearing only those sexy MILF glasses, with the First Dude mounting her from behind while she screams at the top of her lungs “Drill Baby Drill!!”

What? Too soon? Yeah... maybe you’re right.

Thanks to Hustler for this exclusive gallery (only on Fleshbot, kids!), and to Larry for—yet again—being the only one think about the pervert vote.

· Hustler (hustler.com)