The unflappable Annette Schwarz is a 5'9" German pornstress who visits the United States a few times a year to perform in such films as "Black on White Camel Toe", "When Cock Is Not Enough" (that's so true, by the way - I often need alcohol), and the Ninnworx slapping epic "Pushed".

Here Schwarz reacts to an overzealous fan who wandered over from CES.

"It is sometimes difficult," she said. Stay glued for Fleshbot's coverage of the goings-on all week.- GP

· 2007 AVN Expo: Day One (Fleshbot Gallery)
· 2007 AVN Expo Gallery (Fleshbot Gallery)
· Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage

Jesse Jane told me today that, prior to her signing her contract with Digital Playground, no one at the company had seen her naked (except, perhaps, in fan fiction). For the same reason, while I have never seen Lorelei Lee in porn action, I have a solid feeling that she's good at it.

Here she reads Tourette's-inflected detective novel "Motherless Brooklyn" at the Evil Angel booth.

"Books are sexy," she said. (Except for "The Da Vinci Code"; that's just stupid.)

Stay glued for Fleshbot's coverage of the goings-on all week.- GP

· 2007 AVN Expo: Day One (Fleshbot Gallery)
· 2007 AVN Expo Gallery (Fleshbot Gallery)
· Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage

Sure, anyone can go to the 2007 AVN Expo in Las Vegas this week and stand in line for a photo op with a porn star, but how many people can say they were able to get the ever-delightful Gianna to not only sign one of her boobs for us but actually give it to us to take home, where it will make an endlessly amusing paperweight, pincushion, or carpal tunnel-alleving wrist pad? Well, anyone with five bucks to spare, actually: Gianna (along with fellow pornstresses Sunny Lane and Tera Patrick) was signing away souvenir mammaries from her magically limitless supply at the first day of the expo today for B.A.B.E.; all proceeds will benefit breast cancer research and awareness. Sure beats taking home a signed glossy of Ron Jeremy. (Besides, we already have one of those from last year.)

· B.A.B.E.: Breast Awareness Benefits Everyone (babe-a-rella.org)
· Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage

· Congratulations to übermodel Brooke Burke on her new baby girl, whose birth was perfectly timed to prepare for the upcoming bikini season. (cnn.com)

· CBS denies Booble's attempt to buy an ad during this year's Super Bowl. Says their founder, "Maybe they just think I'm a shameless publicity seeking pornographer." Gosh ... that doesn't sound like anyone we know. (xbiz.com)

· "Everything you ever wanted to know about anal piercing but were afraid to ask." In other words, "everything there is to know about anal piercing." (WARNING: Includes photos that are not for the squeamish.) (bmezine.com)

· Adam & Eve announces that they will soon stop selling all sex toys that contain toxic phthalates, so that you can finally stick things inside yourself with confidence. (tinynibbles.com)

· So what kind of devices would a sex researcher use to conduct all their experiments? Oooh ... kinky! (wired.com)

· A World Cup skier takes a nude ride down the mountain to pay up on a bet he lost with his physical therapist. Let's hope he didn't lose another bet with frostbite. (ap.org)

* * * * *
Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

There's an excellent chance you've seen this clip already since it's been bouncing around the interwebs for a few days now. You haven't seen it here yet, because despite it's title this video contains no actual sex and the premise is almost too obvious. Ever since the Nintendo Wii was unveiled last year, the very first thing that everyone thinks of when they discover its sleek, wireless, and rumbling remote is where they can stick it, so a viral video like this was only a matter of time. Luckily for you, slow news days bring out our generous side and you check out the Wii action for yourself after the jump. We're also secretly hoping that some of our more adventurous readers might try this stunt for real, and share the results of their experiment with us. Bonus points will be awarded for those attempt it while playing Wii Bowling.

- - -

· The Wii Sex Movie (YouTube)

* * * * *
Previously: YouTube Watch Archives

While we wait for all the industry folks in Las Vegas to rise from their desert slumber (or have they not even gone to bed yet?), we're biding our time with this huge gallery of NFL cheerleaders. Despite the tight midriffs, ample cleavage, and bodacious booties, the collection is mostly safe for work—provided your work has a generous policy on staring at hotties on your desktop—but try to think of it as a palate cleanser for all the adult expo raunchiness to come. It can't be pornstars and sex toys all the time, you know. Ok, it probably could be ... but who doesn't love cheerleaders?

· Cheerleader Gallery (bulletinboardforum.com)

Previously: Bibiana Julian: NFL's Sexiest Cheerleader, Dunking NBA Cheerleader Gallery, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, Bodog Girls: Sports Are Fun, Hottest NFL Cheerleaders

Today's opening of the AVN Expo raises the gate on a flood of memories. As a people, how far have we come since one year ago today when this picture was taken?

We are not sure if Missy Monroe will be at this year's convention, but hers were the most prominent pasties last year, God Bless Her.

Stay tuned for Fleshbot's exclusive coverage of the goings-on all week.- GP

· AVN Awards (avnawards.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

As we scan the globe to the bring you sexy goodness, we really learn a lot of other valuable things as well. For example, thanks to photo websites like this one by Oleg Tityaeff, our ability to read in Russian is really improving. Sure, we can't spell or pronounce any of these words, but we're reasonably certain that that one word with the H and the I with the O attached to it means "nude." Or hot. Or maybe just boobs. It doesn't really matter, since all those words apply equally to the gallery of very sharp nude portraits found there. With babes likes this to guide us, we'll have that language mastered in no time.

· Oleg Tityaeff (tityaev.ru, via highonsex.blogspot.com)

· American Apparel is getting so desperate that they've given up on the whole "selling clothes" idea, and are exclusively advertising naked ladies. Oh, and ugly, ugly socks. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· Fed up with our online "cesspool," a Nebraska legislator wants to make it a crime to send anyone a pornographic email. In a related story, Lincoln's own Melissa Midwest will be eligible for parole in about thirty years. (theindependent.com)

· Kink.com buys the famous San Francisco Armory and plans do nasty things behind its walls. Because nothing says sexy like a old, abandoned military warehouse. (nbc11.com)

· A streaker gets hit by a car while celebrating Florida's national football championship. His mother was so disappointed to learn he wasn't wearing clean underwear. (gainesville.com)

· Digital Playground changes it's mind on high-definition and chooses HD DVD over Blu-ray. By the time we save up enough money to get that flat-screen TV, this may actually matter to us. (cepro.com)

· Some European Big Brother star that you've never heard of is selling her breasts implants at auction. So if you need two useless lumps of plastic, today is your lucky day. (thelocal.se)

* * * * *
Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

At a small and solemn ceremony prior to the opening of the 2007 Adult Entertainment Expo, Jesse Jane greeted fans from a mock palazzo at the Venetian Hotel and Casino.

"Let us all share our vision of boobies and other parts together, in peace," she didn't say, though she would probably agree with the sentiment.

After a trade-only day tomorrow, the Expo opens to fans on Thursday. - GP

· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive