And we're not just talking about that pile of TNT she's got with her. We're also talking about her massive bangers. Oh, and her nice body, too.

Katie Marie Cork (nsfwpoa.com)
Katie Marie Cork (nsfwpoa.com)

Is...is that what we think it is? Is that a tiny little sliver of Beyonce's areola peeking out from her top? Or is it just a trick of the light? No...we think that's definitely some areola there. Saints be praised!

· Beyonce Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Triana Iglesias, via Things That Excite Me (thingsthatexciteme.tumblr.com)

If Rosie Jones were any less well-endowed, we'd be worried about her health. Then again, she does have that lovely hat to keep her warm. Everything's fine!

Nudity is always more alluring in the winter. Anyone can strut around naked in the sunshine, but it takes serious dedication to pimp your bod in the frost. Maybe Rosie prefers the cold; after all, some chicks are just too hot for the bear rug and...

Those in the know will say that the best sunbathing in the galaxy is on Tatooine. Not that we're experts or anything. However, we bet this just made your Star Wars sex fantasies twice as interesting. (yuhmm.com)

Give to Lisa Ann, and she will give back...in spades. You scratch her back, she'll scratch yours; you give her oral pleasure, she'll give you oral ecstasy. That's just how she rolls, man.

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Amu Masaki (yes-movies.com)

Just as the world is fascinated with America, what with our Arby's, Don Cheadle, and Totoro, so are we enraptured by the rest of the world. Today we look at the classic pornos "French Schoolgirls" and "Swedish Sorority Girls."

You should know that no Swedes or French were fucked in the making of these films.

Since it is illegal to film most actual schoolgirls (unless they're on the five-year plan), we already know that Porn provides an extended adolescence for 24-year-olds to jump into pigtails and schoolgirl drag. Sadly, that prospect is moot in "French Schoolgirls," a badly shot and poorly edited compilation from long before its 1980 release credit, in which no French is spoken and no schoolgirl is deflowered.

But it's especially interesting to watch classic porn; perhaps because not only are these women currently older than us, but they also just look older on film.

It's also fun to watch classic porn because of the widely varying standards. While we...

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

We're pretty sure we can see a glimpse of Amber Tamblyn's breasts here. However, the burden of proof rests on you. (Law joke!)

We understand that this is a remake of a noir film, but come on. It's neo-noir. We're fine with having shadowy figures hide in the dark, but could those figures not be...