Sasha Grey is a very pretty girl...with a very filthy mouth. We've often wondered where her dirty thoughts come from—and, um, if she'd be able to give us a few pointers.

As luck would have it, Sasha was more than willing to sit down with us and offer some insight on what motivates her to say such filthy things—and what civilians like us should know before calling a partner a filthy, worthless gutterwhore. Click through the gallery to see what Sasha had to say (and to hear some examples of her mouth at work).

[At left: Image of Sasha Grey courtesy of New Sensations (nsgalleries.com)]

Handblown glass: it's beautiful, stunning—and, as I learned today, surprisingly fun to put in your ass.

Having gone the glass dildo route before, I was not that surprised to see a solid glass butt plug in my review pile. Nevertheless, I was not convinced at first glance that the Simply Blown plug was the plug for me.

Yes, it's a beautiful toy (not to brag, but mine's even prettier than the one in the picture), but beauty alone does not a fine sex toy make. The Simply Blown plug seemed, well, small—and it's narrow profile had me worried that it might slip out at any given opportunity.

Of course, I know better than to judge a book by its cover, so I set my doubts aside and, ahem, placed the plug where the sun...

You may wonder (as I most certainly did) why someone would a sex toy the "Ki-Wi." But with the toy in hand, there's be no more wondering: this thing totally looks like a kiwi (the bird, that is).

It also, oddly, smells mildly kiwiesque, which I suppose is a bonus if you find that scent arousing. But I digress.

The Ki-Wi is a solid, egg-shaped vibe with a vibrating (and, for some reason, glowing) purple tip. Its operation is simple: press either one of the buttons to turn it on, then continue to click to explore all the different stimulation patterns. (For want of a better description, the upper button serves as "forward" button, the lower as a "back" button—click forward to launch into straight vibration followed by pulse patterns, back to launch into pulse patterns followed by vibration. And, of course, feel free to use...

With cameras in everything from your computer to your phone to your microwave (some day!), it's easier than ever to shoot your own porn. But you don't want to shoot just any porn. You want to make a good one.

Granted, making a "Fly Girls" (or even a "Fuck a Fan") is no easy feat—that's part of why people make money as professional pornographers. Nevertheless, with a few helpful tips and tricks, you should be able to make a porn that you and your partner (or even the world) can enjoy—and even have a bit of fun in the process, too.

What Gets You Hot? If you want to get the most out of your amateur pornstardom, you have to decide what, exactly, you're hoping to get out of your amateur pornstardom. A few things to consider:

Do you care more about the process or the project? For some people, the...

Pornstars make a living by being very, very good at sex. And while some of their talents just come naturally, many still have some tips and tricks that they can pass on to civilians...civilians like us!

As part of our mission to make the world a better place (and your bedroom a hotter one), we've reached out to some of our favorite stars to get a few of their sex tips. This week, Joanna Angel sounds off on getting it up the backside...and, as an added bonus, she sent us a little gallery of, ahem, inspirational photos.

[At left: Joanna and a dildo, courtesy of Burning Angel]

No, they're not the hot new drink that all the sorority girls are guzzling down (well, not yet). They're an innovative product from J.T.'s Stockroom that hopes to change the way you lube.

Have you ever had one of those nights where you're getting yourself ready for some awesome anal play...and the lube somehow manages to wind up everywhere on the bed except for your ass? Stockroom feels your pain: and their lube shooter aims to fix what ails you. A small, syringe-shaped piece of plastic, the lube shooter guides your lube to exactly where it needs to go (hint: your butt).

The lube shooters work exactly as directed: with one little squirt, I was lubed and ready to go (and, I might add, that little shooter felt pretty good in my, ahem, shoot). However, it's not without its problems. Specifically:

It's one time use only. A lube...

Is there a new trend for sex toys that double as jewelry? First we had Digital Playground's pendant vibe, now this lovely silver creation from Incoqnito. This is definitely something we could get used to.

The droplet necklace is a long, silver chain with two small silver cylinders (one on each end of the chain. But oh, they're not just there for decorate: each cylinder is a miniature vibrator—and a nipple clamp as well.

How does it work, you ask? Each cylinder is attached to the change by a loop of black string, which can be placed around a nipple and adjusted to tighten and clamp in. The vibrators are activated by a small twist of the base—and...

From the people who brought you the SaSi comes the G-Ki, a vibrator that hopes to do for the g-spot what the SaSi did for the clitoris.

Let's get one thing out of the way right off the bat: the G-Ki is not a SaSi that's been modified to stimulate the inner bits. While the SaSi is a programmable toy with a unique mode of stimulation, the G-Ki is a much more traditional sort of sex toy, one that vibrates to get you off, and comes with a preset number of stimulation modes. Which is not to say that it isn't innovative—but we'll get to that in a second.

The G-Ki is a long, slender vibrator; one with a shape not unlike LELO's

We've long been fans of the Tenga line of male pleasure products—but we've never full understood how their little pleasure eggs work. Thankfully, NotCot has figured it out—and been kind enough to explain it, too. (notcot.com)

When most porn companies decide to launch a line of novelties, they make a deal with a company like Cal Exotics and slap some pictures of contract stars on the boxes of preexisting toys. Digital Playground isn't most porn companies.

And their new "Pirates"-themed novelty line isn't like other porn company sex toys. True, there's nothing incredibly groundbreaking about any of their toys: but they are well-made, beautifully designed, and, well, look like toys we'd actually want to use. And for a branded novelty line, well,...

The description for AEE's Saturday morning main stage offering was simple, yet compelling: Sex Robot Unveiling. Yes, on the third day of the show, we were invited to watch history in the making, and meet Roxxxy TrueCompanion.

Granted, we'd already seen her sitting on the couch in the TrueCompanion booth—we'd even talked to her creator and learned a bit about her ins and outs (so to speak). But Saturday was the day we got to see her switched on, and actually get a glimpse at what this robot could do.

A disclaimer: the exhibitors were very emphatic about the fact that the Roxxy we saw last weekend was a prototype, and that future versions would be more advanced. At this stage, the A.I. component had been the priority; in later iterations, fancy shmancy things like...

So what exactly are you getting when you buy your very own Alektra Blue (or jessica drake) Real Doll? We caught a glimpse of the girls at the Wicked booth.

Take a look, and tell us what you think: do the Real Dolls live up to the real thing?

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· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Real...

Sure, sex robots are nice and all, but we've found the real innovation in the world of adult novelties: sex toys that make it easier to have sex in the shower. Because, really, isn't that all anyone wants in life?

At left, a demonstration of some sort of sexy wall grip. It's sort of like those bars they install for old people so they don't slip in the shower...only, you know, sexy.

Silicone lubricant (won't wash away!), a vibrator disguised as a sea...

A recent cryptic press release from Digital Playground announced the launch of an exclusive novelty toy line based on "Pirates" and "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" but that's about all it says. So what could they have come up with?

The only clues they give us are that the toys are "designed with unique character and individual personalities that enhance the star characters of each of the two films," they contain "ultra quiet, super-powered motors," and everyone is going to love them. Digital Playground will probably unveil the merchandise soon, but here's what we would love to see.

Blue Pearl G-Spot...